[This was an April Fools joke.]
Those that know me and my wife Rita know that we have long held some very specific, religious beliefs. We both have scientific backgrounds, and have long held that evidence and reasoning should drive one’s belief system and one’s life.
Then we found Scientology. L. Ron Hubbard was a horrible science fiction writer, so thankfully he was able to serve as our true savior by introducing us to the truth. Its incredibly empowering to finally realize where humanity came from, and what our destiny can be!
Rita and I have turned over our 401k, IRA and savings accounts to The Church of Scientology, which immediately bought us a middle-level rank in the church! In just a few years we could be at Thetan-level 45!
In hindsight I cannot believe how I have mocked the church for so long. I think I probably always believed, in my heart, that Scientology was correct. Heck, I have been on the Thetan path since college; I joined a fraternity called Theta Tau, which secretly has deep ties to the Church of Scientology (oops! not so secret now!).
In the coming days and weeks Rita and I will be reaching out to all of our friends and family to join the church and share in the knowledge that we are all aliens on this planet, and we have a destiny. And Tom Cruise isn’t nuts!
