Get Rid of GMail Chat with Greasemonkey

March 20th, 2009 by jason Leave a reply »

I love my custom Google homepage aka iGoogle.  I have subscribed to a number RSS feeds, keep GMail in a tab, and have my Google bookmarks on a tab.  Its works well, and has a customizable look and feel.  Me and iGoogle were getting along really well.  Until about a week or two ago.  That is when Google added a chat feature to the main page.  Its really annoying and just gets in the way.  I immediately wanted to remove.

I had never used Greasemonkey before, but had read about it so I was aware of its capabilities.  The jist is that it allows you to write local Javascript files that can be applied to specific domains or web pages.  Large repositories of Greasemonkey scripts are available online.  I put two and two together – I would install Greasemonkey and install a script to remove Google chat.

Well, the first part went well but I had trouble finding a script that actually removed Google Chat from iGoogle.  After about 5 minutes of research I realized how incredibly easy it is to author a Greasemonkey script.  Here is the script I wrote to remove (or hide) Google Chat from iGoogle.  Next up: figure out how to get jQuery into Greasemonkey.

// ==UserScript==
// @name           Remove GMail Chat
// @namespace      http://jasonjackson.com/scripts
// @include        http://www.google.com/ig
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
  var chatNode = document.getElementById("bottom_nav");
  chatNode.style.display = 'none';
})();
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  • en: And is it just me or is Cedric Diggory 10 times more appealing than Edward Cullen? I mean there is just no comparison in my mind. 07/10/09 07:23pm
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  • : There's a reason nobody likes misfortune cookies. 07/10/09 07:23pm
  • en: There's a Morrocan or Turkish jam going on in someone's backyard - I want an invite! It sounds fun! Drum beats and yelling = fun! 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: #unacceptable if yo head look like u caught da mange n u dont even try to buy a wig or cum sum of ya hair ova bald spots 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: Not to brag or anything... but the compiled index in the back of SR anniversary edition is amazing. I'm loving it. 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: @caralluch or you could watch enough Monty Pythons and you'll eventually sound like one. 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: @SenatorReid Why do Democrats HAVE to pick a "conservative" v "liberal" SCJ. "You people"BETTER stand up to GOP crooks o 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/qxns3c - Trouble with him or her...? 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: @MollieWestie on imagechef jus doo be sure 2 register first or if u make somethin cool without regisstering it will POOOOOF vanish not good! 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: Today's choices - adventure, book-buy, or anat-phys? 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • A month or two ago, I loaded Kubuntu Jaunty on my laptop. I was pleasantly sur.. http://tinyurl.com/n5cbl9: 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: @kayla314 ohh kool i want either East or West ! :) ♥♥ 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/ntz26j -In fact, it's best if you only put in an hour or so per day of work 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: Is it just me or does Twitter seem a bit sluggish today? 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: @Wrapstar I typically do not have this problem because I do not have money to spend, or I spend it immediately upon receiving cash. 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: @Ciordia9 And it was just 5 trees or so out of a whole park full. 07/10/09 07:22pm
  • en: lauren quote 2: when watching john mayer i had to ask my friend if she spilled chardonnay on my seat or if i was just that excited 07/09/09 01:23am
  • en: A stitch in time saves nine...do the job or solve the problem now, if not, it will only get worse. 07/09/09 01:23am
  • en: #randomfrommom "I know you used to gangbang when you were younger. Were you a blood or cripple?" ....it's Crip mom, smh 07/09/09 01:22am
  • en: Print Coupons At merchantcircle.com.Save $5 on your Entree or $4 on Two Half Liter Spaten Beer Draft!Old German Schnitzel Haus in Hickory 07/09/09 01:22am
  • en: [@ HERSELF] You write better essays when you don't plan. Stop planning and write. About prison reform. Or you could die a painful death. 07/09/09 01:18am
  • en: @dianaskvarce That Kombucha stuff is interesting. I cant tell if I enjoy it or hate it. lol. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Are the #Devils really thinking this is 1999? Could Lou have some hidden gems in Lowell and Trenton? Or is he afraid of Cap going down 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @monikamcg @thesachambers @MikeMueller @RealtorToby convinced my family is just weird they could have tweeted me or something.... 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @meganlovesdc Just be as fanatic as you can while still treating them like normal people. Don't be like OMG!!!! and cry or something (cont) 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Debating if I should go to NYC to visit family in 3 weeks or just lounge out in DC/MD with family...what to do? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @Frumpa theyre having problems with the voting or site and are suppose to email us when its up and running. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @SidAshford u got final cut on there or u use avid 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @JohnDraisey i'd probably get rid of famine or hate first, but that's just me :P 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Whose watchn or gonna watch So You Think You Can Dance??? Make sure u vote4 Janette! GO JANETTE!!! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: haha, i saw that too, could you tell if it was turkey or beef?@dcmbtrade 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: to ella or not to ella...eh, I do have some work to do 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Join us LIVE on The Patriotic Resistance show on #BlogTalkRadio at http://tobtr.com/s/592838 or call (347) 215-6929 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Need diet or vegan motivation? See food inc. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: #sprkchat For the pros here, do you use speaking gigs to generate income or view them as a lead-generating tool for business? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @Nikki24LovingMe Thanks for love. Obviously either u saw it too or u are just jumping on the band wagon. Don't be a pinhead! Bill O'Reilly! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: I have an eye infection. Blurry, itchy, inflamed. :( Trying benadryl and eurythromycin - not to be confused with Annie Lennox or the rain. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Which sounds better for a vocal group name? Vocal Point, Passing Tone, Vocal Chords, or Major Minor? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: RT @blogomomma: When ur a grown man wearing cut off denim and mandals (or worse yet) crocs! #notagoodlook LMAO...so true, so true!! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @clhunter68 Ugly old 6:30 am. I am sooo not a morning person. Or a night person. More of a mid-day lover. lol 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: We have a dilemma. Getting a tree cut down, but who to use: the old guy who's wife had a stroke and can't talk/work, or.... 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @fukuske ok:) hey can u guys get me e-mail or something of ebichan???? please a I'm very fan of her's!!:) 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: #notagoodlook when your stomach is bigger than your booty, either tighten up or get a bigger booty..something has to give though 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @deserttwitt you have to do the updates yourself or set your phone to do them every 10 min or so 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @roccodispirito could you make it a little sweet too? maybe add grapes or apples possibly? just a thought. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: "Life shrinks or expands according to one's courage." ~ Anais Nin 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @tatumc Although, do you occasionally, in your head, refer to yourself as your screen name? Or is that just me? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @porshalaylor what is wit you and these urineshafts....you had a dream or something? Or nightmare to say... 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @MrPyrexT Soo yea free Gear... was this ah trap.. lol Or are there really free Tees or what ?? oh yea I JERK!! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • : Heirloom BLT at lunch or Heirloom tom and H2O melon salad @ nite 07/09/09 01:17am
  • nl: Grilled cheese sammich or leftover bratwurst? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: RT @tableau: Just added a special mtg re BI w/ @NeilRaden at Tableau Customer Conf. If you're coming & want to talk BI, DM or tweet back. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: #flossangeles we've had Kobe, Shaq, Magic, Kareem, Wilt, Baylor, Worthy,Goodrich,West. Most teams can barely retire 1 or 2 jerseys 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Im always disapointed because I never see Anthony or travel channel going to the Dominican Republic the land of the best views & Foods! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: its if u won or not XD but...yeaaaaah =( hahahaha 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: wtf when i download tweetdeck i's blank, not asking me to login or anything!! WTF!! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Dodgers: No Lowe,Saito or Penny and these guys have the best record in Baseball. Maybe its Torre Ya think? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: trying to figure out how you reply to someone on here or message @ someone 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: california & nick jonas? or shia & new york? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Racing green mini cooper or a blue one????????????????? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: RT @HeyFanaye: #turnoff when niggas throw up the Roc at a club or concert. Unless u have Roc-a-fella deal, put ur hands down boo. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @ZombieRiot The "Hell or High Water" wooden art is fantastic. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @iharryshum http://twitpic.com/9qopt - It looks like a retainer or a tounge-scraper. :P 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Should i run or should i eat rice crispie treats? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: G.I. Bill Gives Veterans Schooling Aid: For their willingness to put their lives on the line or sacrifice a piec.. http://tinyurl.com/mb3c89 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Its like therapy or AA. I have to find my own way, but saying it makes it more concrete. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @gtmayne so does that mean I can ask if the first round is on you or me? George Thomas, what it dew...gnr 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @Silly_Penguin07 Don't let that kind of stress eat you up girl. Not good for your mind or body. Yes, shirtless DP very yum! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @mikeschinkel Is it going to be TEDxPeachtree or this one? http://tedxatlanta.com/ 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Is it just me, or is YouTube "down for maintenance" alot. @google i want to know :p 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: lalala.i'm bored as hell. and i can't find my controller or headset for my xbox! :( this is depressing 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: I often wonder why when I'm out and about in the train or Bus of NYC do people stare at me.. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @kaymuryum? Or you could go to NM? xad 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: has a non-tooth ache. It hurts, but there's no tooth there. Don't know if that's better or worse. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: I really had a strange year. I'll probably give a short summary at the end of the week or something. Summer holiday is here... 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: should i make more macarons? or just admit that the dough is more like biscotti and get over it? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Global or local person on the go, this bag is perfect balance of function & style true to Prada. http://tinyurl.com/lk7zgf at Bonanzle. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Does anyone know where Beyonce stopped to eat, drink, or anything, last night or before her show? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @ageekmom I'll give you that. If it's breezy, you can call it a convection oven (or whatever they call the ones that have fans in them) :) 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: I am who I am, Bitchez! Take it or leave it! This goes to everyone out there who thinks they can change me or tell me what I am doing wrong! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: I haven't heard anything from Trish about the interviews. Don't know if that's good or bad news. Her plane is landing now, so I'll know soon 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Comcast needs Fox Soccer Channel HD, or all US Soccer games leading up to WC need to be on ESPN: tough game vs Honduras on now 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: RT: i'm asking tweeps that you don't forget about DJ HIDEO! Please pray for him! www.djhideo.com or www.prayforhideo.com...He's a fighter! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: RT @KidzChores: KidzChores looking for a few more Beta Testers. DM or @ us for more info. We have about 30 more spots left! Please RT! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: NYOC Idol is on its way! Show us those amazing talents! (or lack thereof...) 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: SWAG with a purpose - Ever run in a 5K (or longer) race? When you register, you almost always get a plastic bag fil... http://ow.ly/15HeRr 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @DrewsThatDude like they at the nba draft or something 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Hope to see you all on Thurs Fri or Sat nights 10pm to 2 am kahunaville @ TI LV strip We are the HOTTEST Band in Las Vegas 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: you on your way here or p-ville 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: SWAG with a purpose - Ever run in a 5K (or longer) race? When you register, you almost always get a plastic bag fil... http://ow.ly/15HeRq 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: I HATE any who claims that they do anything artistic(Music,Fashion,Journalism etc) but display no creativity or desire 2 perfect their craft 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @mafi_mayhem OOoOo those r good loll. And the cops STAY running up in there or arresting everyone that's posted up in front smh 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Is it just me not reading the capthchas very well or is Diigo having issues? I've done a few friend requests and am getting a captcha error. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @KLOVE78 Yea Im sure she prolly will need someone to dance with lol...or she'll be dancing alone,while I video it for her 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @Katashtrophy so tomorrow or what? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @Shpantzer Strip cut or cross cut? ;-) This would make for an interesting debate over beers. I don't consider it black and white. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @ThyroidMary @dearthyroid my old endo just retired, was overdosing me on synthroid for years. See new endo Friday. We wll see...# or health? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Look at Spring 1957: many flood events came to the area after a four year or so drought! Hope we can match that wet period with Fall 2009. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Had a ridiculously good time with @ffld_after_dark at Rouge in SoNo. If you're close or can drive there you need to follow this chick! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: preparing to launch a redesign for www.VickiMyersRealty.com - check it out if your looking to buy a home or sell a home in Elkhart County IN 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @vegaspens Stocking Rhodia, Clairefontaine, Quo Vadis, &/or Exacompta will definitely cause me to check your site often! :-) 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @riotjock heading towards your cock in a hot mouth or man hole 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: RT:@tH3DiGGsT3R what or who is nxt to be in my life? 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @supergirlll eh you okay or not still sick uh - http://tweet.sg 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @mstars_dowggy or leave me comments...somewhere. anywhere, even. I am down with that shit. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • nl: @iPARVEEN jk jk i dont want moonfruit or a present its fine XD i didnt get u one when i went so its ok XD ooh http://twitter.com/moontweet 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Vacations are awesome!! I highly recommend them!! Rain or shine..... 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @KatieKat182 I thought you just got new lights? Or was that tires? Anywho, I'm about to play a good ole' game of "LIFE" with my VISA! lol 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: I don't like to b bossed around n be told what to do! Or is it me not humble enuf! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @NPGbrian lol :) miss ya! we need to do coffee or something fun soon! 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: >=[ he like me a LIL and will MAYB go out wit me ?!?!? WTF! BEISH im ALL or NUTTIN so go screw urslef!!! cuz i dun want u ANYMORE ....ND WAT 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @jemappellekim beer. or steak. but beer is easier to keep at the right temperature. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: Microsoft,they as a whole ofer to larger demographic than apple or google. 07/09/09 01:17am
  • is: @erika613 Or three!! ;^p 07/09/09 01:17am
  • en: @designtwit - In about 3 or 4 more weeks I think, we only have played 4 games due to a few rainouts 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @JIGLY_UMBAY or it don't record all the songs & u be all excited thinkin u finna have a new cd 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @kelli99 LoL You put the stitches on a stitch holder or the kids put them on an extra knitting needle 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: RT@KELLY__ROWLAND You will see a new #kellyrowland album soon.I hate giving an exact date or time, cuae then one becomes locked in that time 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: RT @mindbrooklyn: @candacecbure im watchin make it or break it! gosh thts early! btw cud i get a shoutout!! : ) Hey!!! 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @Rizzz Its to keep racial profiling and/or stereotypes to a minimum or they show one everyweek. I dont watch it. 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @xCanUHearThemx depends on what you wanna learn. Ins or outs. 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: About to go running. Probably the only productive thing I've done all day. Let's see how best or not the Nike+ is. 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @tylirr o: chicken flavor!?!? lol, ;why tmrow? ha you goin ta sleep er somethin?-or you ment like texting wise? 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: Its Dj from full house on Make it or BReak it lol where is dany tanner and steph and michelle 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @JayeEllis hmmm...seems like your flights are always either being missed or being delayed, lol 07/07/09 01:29am
  • sv: @traycee30 u betta stp it!! Or else 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: watchin make it or break it ! 07/07/09 01:29am
  • Vision-Rider Nepper posted:: Vision-Rider Nepper posted: 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: in class and feeling depressed. missing my kiddo after great vaca. need a prozac or starbucks to get me thru tonite! 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: RT @brianadrian: Successful people do whatever it takes to get the job done, whether or not they feel like it. -Jeff Olson The Slight Edge 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @TheSquare I'd like to think she did it to get her family out of the spotlight. I ACTUALLY think she has/wants a tv deal or 2012 campaign. 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @HeatherLMac ed is a dreamboat!! LOL. She better not let him go. Or, for ur sake, I guess it would be okay! Lol 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @Slip_n_Slide I'm with ya on that hon, seen too many issues with others and him to let him follow or to follow 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: http://twitpic.com/9jvrz - Picture from the show of @yelyahwilliams and @itstayloryall I should be a photographer, or not. 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @meriahonfiah:how come you and faris never told me about: http://www.youtube.com/user/ExDetectives? or did I simply forget? 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: Alas... Darkness descends... Must be the Sixth level of Hell or someth-- Nevermind. It's just 9:30pm. Silly me. 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: Do you know anyone from the Tampa Bay area who was at Woodstock in 69? DM me or email me at prudie@10connects.com (Please RT). 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: Well looky here! I actually got some PHOTOS done, what a happy day! Check it out at my blog: http://tr.im/ra46 or FB: http://tr.im/ra4f 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: My face feels like it's on fire, but the rest of me is deese. Am I dying? Let's WebMD it so they can tell me yes, or pregnant. 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @Adabritt Or crying.. Which is what I'm doing now lol! 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @jasonboche how about some light rubbing with paint thinner or an aceton? 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @Radio923 antidisestablishmentarianism. that should definitely be the codeword. or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: How can she be taken in with this jerk. He's not nice or cute! Not at all convincing #bachelorette 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: RT @karimzreik Do you know who is behind Harper Globe closing Eqal or CBS? The loyal Harpies want to know who to send headspades to ;) 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @DavidArchie is this real scooter, or a mini one like the jacklift? 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: RT @ABC Microsoft Warns of Security Hole: Warning affects Internet Explorer users w/ Windows XP or Win Svr 2003. http://tinyurl.com/mn8r5c 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @kurioskurion is it fistunitedchurch? rebeccam or mcnellyr? DM me 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: OMG its hot as hell outside or just 2 frickin HUMID for me 2 even wear my hair done DAMN. 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @YungScrib BEAT IT IS PROBABLY MY FAV OR THRILLER 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @superEd86 I agree! Why can't they maybe do site maintenance at night or in the morning, when everyone's working or at school? 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: I just hope that, one day, I'll have a job where I can play golf 2 or 3 times a week! 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: is their away to have users able to read encripted mail in a shared mailfile? with or without ID file? Can 07/07/09 01:29am
  • en: @raingraves Plus this Boordy Reisling is quite good...not often I say that about MD wines. Any good wines or cigars for you lately? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • : Great teacher or greatest teacher? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Offer unique value to marker or compete on price 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @xoxoellybee nobody gives a shit about 400 followers or 1000 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Either tonight or tomorrow. I'll be staying in boyle heights 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: this week is going to be productive: got supplies ready and willing inspiration to blindside me... or a tap on the shoulder is fine, too. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Hopefully @live_easy (aka scarface) will not injure herself (or others) with a fishing hook tomorrow 07/07/09 01:28am
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  • en: RT John_Hinds RT @LPT365: “Problems either stop us or stretch us.” – John C. Maxwell (via @prosperity365) 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Are all the guys on the Bachelorette total douche bags or does Jillian just have really really bad taste. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @catmac711 Do you use a specific recipe for your salsa or just throw it together? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • nl: @DaYziEbAbY word....u gonna cook or u not home 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @miss__lizzie check out @shieldskins its Jeremys friend Ryan he will hook up your phone or just tell me what u want & i will c what I can do 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Off to be the prodigal son. Or at least a decent one. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @nickjonas hii nicky ^^ hey u are the real nicholas? or no ? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @brownsugar1908 is it on me or she got the floor right now 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: ok. let me see if i can catch another hour or so of sleep. then go to the hotel to check in =] 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @belgort They're from the old hospital? Or all the car dealerships that have closed? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: I don't know what's better comedy: the Mets or Larry King's nightly parade of (irrelevant) guests talking about MJ. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: why do we equate safety with limitation of choice or thought? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: when i'm at work, and i'm bored, or when i'm at work, and i'm not bored, or just while i'm at work, i dangle on #dealsplus all day long yo! 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Do people following hundreds or thousands actually *read* the tweets? I have problems sorting through the 90 I'm following... 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @Shugah Its pretty easy, but the back and the sides are REALLY short so I have to curl them every other day or it looks wack. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: time to go to bed. Wow, am I getting old or what? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: If i place my forearm next to my upper thigh, it looks like limbs are from two different people. Hahaha. I need more shorts. or NOT. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @Ineedmyfix or if i think the guy's an idiot then i would tell him 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @imFUTURE whats better chipotle or qdoba?! 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @scarletscribe Well I'd say the way a person dresses (male or female) says a lot about how they want to be perceived. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @SitStayandPlay @karen_pryor's book is excellent! A must-have for anyone who loves dogs or is interested in behavior. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @officialtila http://twitpic.com/9jvi9 - im feelin this pic..lol TILA ARMY or DIE 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Ik it is haha i'm jealous of u too lol and dont worry i'm modest lmfao and please tell me its either wednesday or very early thursday lol 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @xJGOONx i think in the next week or so 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @toyotaboy 2nd or 3rd gen? If he bails let me no I may b interested 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Don't forget that you have one of two options for chat room time each week. Either 7-8 AM tomorrow or 9-10 PM on Thursday. You must attend. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @Mr_Soft Ether someone calls me up and tells me WTF is going on, or I'm going to hurt someone for hurting a friend of mine 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @jrueVELASCO fool jrue holiday now or what?? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @ffolliet i have a hard time believing people won't expose fonts they've bought and/or downloaded 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Sometimes when you go big game hunting you come home with a rabbit or two. a couple of rabbits will feed the family. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @FrenchGirlRN thanku.i was lucky.he already died.prolly dehydration.i swear i was a bug,or buddhist in past life.i feel bad @ evry livng thg 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: When I was brushing my teeth there was some black stuff in my mouth. Could it be a cockroach? Or did they just shit in my mouth only? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @BikeClicks RT is re-tweet - whichs means you more or less forwarded someone elses tweet because you liked it or wanted to pass the word 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: When a woman shows me her crumpet fr the 1st time I often say, hell-O, thank u, or- now ur talking! 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @kmanila im havin a bonanza lol big party in honor of tha greatest numba 23 and den goin to vegas... or atleast thats tha hope n plans 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Attn Dog Owners: Carrying around a bag of your dog's shit makes me not like you or dogs. But thanks for cleaning up after them. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Not a fan of mustard or even honey mustard but honey mustard pretzels are delicious. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: What combination to make tomorrow: mango-carrot or mango-papaya juice? Decisions, decisions! p.s. I am loving the rainy weather tonight! 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Admitting Ineed a job. Professional fundraiser or experienced applied sociologist anyone??? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • : you can only choose one - Vans or Toms shoes? lol 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @ginabanina calydryl or hdydrocortizone helps. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @Jnavolio87 maybe in an ep or two but not the focus of the series. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Q: A big 5-day world event starts this week, attended by over 20k each day. Is it The Ashes or Hillsong? 07/07/09 01:28am
  • R.I.P King of Pop.: 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @krharrison i don't think so. I guess it depends on whether or not you allow the kids to control the TV. Enable it and see what you think. 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: Helping my brother look for a new phone. Telling him to get a Pre or iPhone. He has his eye on the enV Touch. That one doesn't look bad... 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: 2 new tires this weeek = 500$ alinas summer school that's past due = 200$ hmmmmm help who neeeds makeup or anything ? Buffalo here I cm tmro 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: @SpecialK08 You said it Kristen! Man, i could chug a gallon of water and stil b thirsty! Frustrating! So which flic is on? Exorcist or Amity 07/07/09 01:28am
  • en: RT @ATLBEATBATTLE: @HAZIQ black or white, man in the mirror {dang how I forget these?} 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: im watchin make it or break it!! gosh tht is early!! btw cud i get a shoutout!! : ) 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Okay is it me.. or does Keri Hilson look a little like Sheila E. --- GIVE HER A DRUM SET 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: For everyone that wants to see the bull ride bother @HeyBryanHey or @ChanelMelendez they have it on their flip camera!!! 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Tila sounds like an annoying ass college freshman that just got done with a history class or something. what provocative thinking! 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Finally saw the Weightless video. The back of my head is prominent hahaha. I had no idea Pete was there or rape woulda went down. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: LMFAO OK. Is this Drake dude Wheelchair!Jimmy from Degrassi? Or am I dreaming? What is this. Srsly. Wut. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @ChrisJStone omnoms G1 is the one with the currently broken screen. Go Black Berry or Iphone. my 2¢ 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @inedia_bella that sucks. Are you planning on moving out soon or are you sticking around for a bit longer? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: rappers email me a song or link to a song and from there i'll choose, ajayones@gmail.com 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @caseycabot sorry about the drunken messages. I'm sure when if or when you drink i'll get some from you right?! 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @AKGovSarahPalin "Critics are spinning" are they spinning or are they quoting. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Red Paint for the wall $20, Brushes & Rollers $35, Applying 8 or more coats of Red Paint to that wall, Priceless... 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: head hurts :( supposed to jogging (or is it yogging?) with my friend tomorrow and am NOT looking forward to it. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: My blackberry won't charge! Once the battery dies no cell, texting, AIM, email, or internet until I get to the Verizon store tomorrow. Boooo 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: 'Theriot to Fontenot to Lee' doesn't have the same ring to it as 'Dunston to Sandberg to Grace', or 'Tinker to Evers to Chance'. Just sayin. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @SassyRichGurl yea I got worried for a second...I wus like did lilly bump her head or somthin 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Do you already have a business and/or website? Find folks ready to buy with this amazing new software: http://tinyurl.com/bnue6w 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Feeling stuck? Clean out a cupboard and get that Qi flowing - try the pantry, fridge or if its money your after - clean the STOVE! 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: For better or worst. You got me and I got you. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @razorcandy I'm so sorry :( hopefully your doctor can help with that, there has to be some a+d or lotion? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @alohaunitedway can they be used? or do they have to be new? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @Laurenfb all u have to do is call my name, no matter how close or far away. Ask me once and ill come, ill come running 07/07/09 01:24am
  • nl: @howardt Or Jill, perhaps? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: So now I have a deffected tower. I am wondering. Is there a command, or keyboard shortcut to eject the disk drive? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @ellerburnsred :[ i knew that would happen. well, we BETTER still go harry potter together or else ill be really sad. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @RISS_beBLAHZE u wanna follow me or I follow u 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: big shoutout to everyone dat was jammin to "another part of me" or wateva, the DAY BEFORE he died.... 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Listing to Like.. Old Hannah Montana Music... Why: Cuz Im Bored.. and it was either that or.. Idk But.... Yaa Haha 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @therealTiffany do you like edward from twilight or jacob? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: New blog post: Websites: When to DIY or leave it to the professionals. http://midfinmm.com/?p=29 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @kristincaler Or we could both get gchat and talk to each other! But this is fun too. We missed you guys at "the beach". Missourah... pssh 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Updated my blog with coupons, deals or specials Lasko 3012 Oscillating Wall-Mount Fan http://tinyurl.com/krlwtx 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Ah! TweetReel launched in the Australia store and I'm pretty excited to be part or something like this. I don't know if I'm part of it, but 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @easygreenstore small amounts of soap helps retain the water in the soil I do believe or am I wrong? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: whine about that excess criticism or you know maybe a sharper microscope put on her, I think, 'man that doesn't do us any good' 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: The project at my old job has run out, so I am unemployed again. I hope I can reopen my EDD claim or I am in big trouboe. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: starting @hideNtweet round: ready or not, here i come...try to touch home before i tag you! http://yfrog.com/177czj 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Sky looks weird and... Golden? I feel like i'm in a zombie movie or something. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Time to sign off for the evening or morning should I say! 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @__keeeeks I miss u your loud ass tomorrow Mojitos be here or be square 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Rule # 4 to a Secret Life: Don't give HER you "real" cell phone or home number. Always have a 2nd phone. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: YOU F'N SUCK, ZUMAYA!!!! GO AWAY, GO ON THE DL OR SOMETHING... YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @rorodastar all I kno J been puttin GAME name n his songz or watever n be dissin. so GAME dissin his ASS back. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @mrsbambam An abundance of remixes and collabs. Wayne and Fabolous might have to focus on their OWN songs for a month or 2 lol 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @PrettyAmazzin Uhhhh I never plan anything!! But A.C ?!? We can do that for a weekend or even a night that would be fun!! 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @Emergent007 impossible de t'imaginer loin de tweetdeck. Existe-t-il un tweetisland or pararidise with sun and relaxation out of bounds ? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • : it was by accident that i met with lucy on fri. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Stinking bug juice or bug bites what a dilemma 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Come audition this thursday or saturday for BIRTH, by Karen Brody! Message or tweet for info! 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Ok this question goes out to the Latinas. Por que is it that most[not all] treat men or lovers or w/e like there your property? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Which Twitter hashtag will die first: #tcot or #palin? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • no: @AdamRuane i cud try and get sophie t or.. Lauren ;-) her and daz LOLOL! 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: FANNY PAK SHUD'VE WON "ABDC" SERIOUSLY!!!!! lol, im soooo way behind but i aint american or european so shush lol 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @LakerFam0824 On my way to Kellys. She doesnt know it yet tho cuz she wont answer texts or calls lol 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: I don't know is just do I love u or not I mean u r being a jurk to me n stuff 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Either my computer's junk, which is a great possibility, or @johncmayer 's website is down. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @youngblacknfab haha lmao no really tho they just had a commercial that said 'in 2009 diddy will release his best album' or somebs 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Is it weird that I have 505 songs on my iPod, and 327 of them are on my favorites playlist? Or not? :D 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: We go out & have a drink or two, & then I spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you.. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: @riofeeder http://tinyurl.com/lkjrno is bad link. Which Heather Thompson did you write about, SunnyvaleCalif or UK or Iowa or ?? 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: I be scrolling down my phonebook like it's gonna change or somethin. 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: good morning people! i can't wait for harry potter! will watch it on july 20 (or probably 21) with my middle friends! :D 07/07/09 01:24am
  • en: Debating tonight's workout options... go to gym, use bike trainer at home, go on a run or pretend I worked out and sleep instead. 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @ebe36 I have same problem mostly male porn! Iv been blocking them. Im sure u can report them or some thing but Iv never looked into it. 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: Deal Or No Deal? 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @aimeenj oh thanks :) ha go to settings, then design. then "change design colors" or something like that? ha 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @kissfmnightshow do you have any jesse meet and greet or nkotb tickets tonight? 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @matam911 I think all sports are boring, however I do enjoy garlic fries and can manage to sit through a game. @danjello I could go or the 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @one_third lol so then I SHOULDNT ask you any questions about software or node issues?? #moonfruit 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: when i'm at work, and i'm bored, or when i'm at work, and i'm not bored, or just while i'm at work, i dangle on #dealsplus all day long yo! 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: Pl. DM if you need #mathtutor or statistics #tutor in #langley #vancouver bc. Add telephone no./email and I'll contact within 24 hours 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: Thursday's show: Am I ok? Questioning is it me or the rest of the world that has a problem. Tune in to hear our gu.. http://htxt.it/l/BYRI62 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @MEofcourseduh not unless JK Rowling tells us or writes another book. i bet he became that or something of that sort. 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @KELLY_ROWLAND So either get pimped shake your Ass & Tits or be you! Overseas respect it why not over here. 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @AndeeAnchovee welcome back Mase or shiny suit Mace? 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: That motherless mother fucker does it again. I hope him and Jim Leyland drop fucking dead. I'm done with this team win or lose. 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @mistymmm got the air conditioner fixed; have a sore throat & a cough may have a cold or virus. hate cough drops not bad enough for doc yet 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @bsmitherz ppl out of factories are always inspected by someone before they reach you. sticker or no sticker. inspector #45 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: "...came up real slow, put a good thang on me ... told'em partner don't get to close or come too bold cuz the quick ain't for me..." 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: You can always tell when females have daddy issues. They're the ones that answer to... Hey bitch or (your favorite pornstar's name here). 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @Jchawes Are you hunting ghosts in Chicago or just hanging out? 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @miheaoh he was a jehova's witness. so more or less, yeah, he did. 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: Home and gonna focus on studies. I need no distractions, disturbances, txts, calls, or anything! So don't push me to fail. Haahha BBL GUYS 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @nosleepsugar if they HAD 2b dressed, there's just abt nuthin' sexier than a woman in a sundress. oh, or just boy short panties & a tank =) 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: it kinda sucks when your homealone because nobody is here to feed you or cook you stuff :) 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @BCMike22 or anyone in the AL, for that matter. 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: Want to, but can't or won't ... or perhaps i should ... Or should i not ? 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: If U R into pop music at all, I dont think U cn listen 2 Michael Jackson's Dirty Diana 2 or 3 times & not fall in love with that song. 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @thefoxhotel Full-time or part-time? How many days per week? I know someone who might be keen. 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @ChrisSerico is the whole 25 lame on the internet? youtube or alluc or any of those other video sites? 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: my dad's in OR... huhu!:[ 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @carlyjonas14 you can send a request to follow me on @omgheatherstfu i didnt mean to remove you. or some other people :) 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: RT @LPT365: “Problems either stop us or stretch us.” – John C. Maxwell (via @prosperity365) I am feeling stretched! #fb 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: @AliceCullen44 same. Rated T are nice. =) oh and I love fanfic with a geek edward or a geek bella! it's so funny =) 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: We just found a chrome symbol of a Pyramid on a Circle... anyone recognize it's meaning or reference? http://yfrog.com/0rqn0j 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: Travel Diary Specifically For The RVer, Motorhomer, Caravanner, Travel Trailer Or Camper. Includes A Trip Diary, Daily... http://twt.gs/7myM 07/07/09 01:23am
  • en: which hashtag will win? #oneandanother (wrong) or #oneandother (right) - only one way to find out 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @the_tigercub Or how many of them/people related to them have had them secretly... 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: stay away or i'll bitchslap you twenty times!!! 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • it: RT @ChrisRoperZA ha ha! "Nelson Mandela – hero or villain? Villain": Vice magazine interview "BNP babes" http://is.gd/1oQuj 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Note to self never wear dollywood shirt to cracker barrell the lady thinks your her biggest fan and tries to sell you a cd or a dolly ro ... 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Have you seen the movie, "10 Items or Less"? I often make a list of the 10 things in my life I'd keep, that I'm grateful for. How about you? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @lend4health or what sizes do you need for fall? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Ok so do I start reading Breaking Dawn, or do I change it up and read The Other Boleyn Girl? Thoughts? Suggestions? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @heymcfly53 the curiosity to the 'i hate you/i love you' or..? lol. i tweet too much... *blushes* 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: am I patient if I wait 7 minutes to log into paypal's admin tools? Or am I an idiot? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @davidhiggerson or Chorlton and the Wheelies 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @abbsolutely theres some downstairs. might be better with ice or if you can wait you should stick it in the fridge. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Is it me @Kyle_McQueen or is that child molester from family a bit more active than normal today? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: As bitter as I am about the Mets recent struggle, I do hope Atl or Fla win the division outright! If we go down so do the Phillies... 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Did someone say Vegas, Corellia, or Vegas, Carida? I wonder if @biddygirl wants free drinks. @luke__skywalker which planet's Vegas you going 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Anyone know of a good hair salon Downtown or along Queen St. that does 'black hair'(well)? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Anyone going to ATL today or tommorrow; good luck and have fun :) 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: The smell of weed has been following me around everywhere lately, or maybe its just me 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: holy crap!! i stayed up all night downloading music and im still not done!! im gonna go 2 bed now!! lol goodnight... or morning!! :) 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Peggle for the iPhone: great game or *greatest* game? I'm leaning towards the latter. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @Angie60185 Have you tried Zillow? It's nuts [yep, tried it once or twice -- you do mean nuts in a good way, right?] 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @FakerParis LMAO I wanted the sexboots or sexpender or beanie, Obviously the quiz knows me too well LOL 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Need to talk - or not. =| 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @lascenefiend what the heck is tumblr? What's the diff between that & blogger or wordpress? I'm Curious 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @Owame im gonna read it and i hope its nothing vague or stupid. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Enjoying a day off sans kids. I think it's time for another tattoo or two... 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: #EdpUCBerkeleyStudies. Why Unbalanced Agreements? More extreme starting point or anchoring point. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: I'm internally debating which I like/value more: beer or coffee... 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • it: @Perliux Get safari or chrome. ZorrodeFuego sux 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @susanmercedes I've had dreams like that -- crazy ones, where I'm holding a dying child or something. (I've also had the other variety.) 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: And so, as the sun comes up on one side of the earth, I come crashing down on the other. Good night, or good morning, whichever it may be. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Need to Find A Source for your story or guests for your show? Let us help you!Go to www.reporterssource.com for info. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: "Listen. Don't explain or justify." -William G. Dyer 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @SJRestaurant @timeouteatdrink St. John never has,nor will,offer meals in return for reviews either by 'professionals' or bloggers. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: if your a niley fan!!=) or support anybody with disney hah 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @kiddycatonline oh yes no refund or exchange! 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: I wldnt know if I should be sad my husband died, even though I just found out he was cheating, or happy that we had a great insurance policy 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @closedblueyes i think u can get that waived if you present certain paperwork or something. @jessicamullen? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: wow super not excited about today or this week. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: two or so more hours until we're in madrid. i'm too tired and depressed to care. we missed the funeral. whatever. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @fussybitch re: trackball... does it not scroll up and/or down? you can pry it out to get any funky junk out of there. i've done that a lot. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @MafiaWars Is it too late to get Independance day loot or am I just very unlucky? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Ordering parts for the Retro Desk 5.0 build . Is it an upgrade or a downgrade from 4.0? Neither it's a .... Retrograde! 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: 4 those who know wot I look like, should I keep hair uber-blonde, go darker blonde, brown or give up the fight & go back strawberry blonde? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @MrS550 Do my ladies run this motherfucka or do my doggs run this motherfucker <~~~~~~ LADIES ~~ cuz dogz love to chase the kitty kat~~ 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @thatcaseygurl87 lmao. or maybe i am ;D 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Looking for Friends, Family, Check Social Security Numbers or Do a Background Check?....www.Findality.com 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Is it me or is everyone else sick and tired of all of the Michael Jackson stuff in the news? Bury him and be done with it. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @angrydance Amazing! You deserve it, so jealous! Can you sneak 6 guys or so over in a shipping container!?!!? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @pbpsports I hope I am wrong. I'd love to see a solid corps with Hanley, JJ, and another player or two. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @johnb78 I agree, although it might be the best thing we've ever missed. We should quiz this week. Either usual or East. Obviously. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @joebiam Ya I rembr the good old days. b4 we were refered2 as babymomma's or babydaddy's & whn Boys 2Men sang our anthums nstd of TrickDaddy 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Retweet! I'm stoopid ass bored!!! Feed me sum beatz!! ihurt247@yahoo.com I wanna do a lot of songs wen I hit the studio 2morrow or thursday 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @enOL3773 which balls? or whose balls? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Interesting, from Nat. Health: Women who do yoga have higher self-esteem and fewer eating disorders than those who run or attend gym classes 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @AlexKaris There Are 11,000 Twitter Apps Available Or In Production http://virl.com/a10c6 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • <b>Or</b> are we too old to pick things up anymore? <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23getoffmylawn">#getoffmylawn</a>: 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @randfish that all depends on whether it was SPD 2009 or SPD 2008 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • : Source: reader submission http://tinyurl.com/llpvtv 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: That's me pissed off at work!! My starting qb is now a tenth grader who has never played the position or much football at all. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @AidanBaxter it properly didnt though, or maybe I'm a nerd too? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • it: @LilGrasshopper animals? or Africa? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @melissaanelli Remember to follow @leaky for all Harry Potter news! (One retweeter of this msg will win a shirt or summer tour poster :) 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @ryanseacrest or they should start driving! since there not many flights that arent full 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @johnallsopp in actual browsers or in terms of what is intended? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • : idk if this shit real or not but I feel like cryin 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @pubgen yeah. or probably carnivale. or 6 ft under. oh well. will probably watch it soon. glad you have a better keyboard though. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Apparently Thomas More was executed today back in 1535 =( Not religious or anything but he's one of my heroes tbh 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Make an Outlet-Mounted Charge Station from a Shampoo Bottle [DIY] : Giving your cell phone or iPod a semi-perman.. http://tinyurl.com/krncnl 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @jacobglick Juniper says that consumers should decide which of their packets go faster or slower. Too bad no ISPs offer that service.... 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: don't forget! special offer! 10% off just order over the phone or pop into the shop and quote "another day in paradise!" 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Need an energy boost after the weekend? Get your sweat on by taking a yoga class or check to see if your local store offers a class today. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Want to take your real estate CE (continuing education) online? You can! Tweet us your questions or visit http://cli.gs/Gajvqp #realtor 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: is so wrapped up in my work! Fashion isn't as easy as it looks... no time can be wasted or you face the risk of missing the newest trends :( 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: I am a busy person. Weither its busy or "busy." Thats just the way it works. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @styleit I was amazed by B&LU--seriously. An empire waist dress that DOESN'T make me look pregnant? Or a fitted dress that doesn't highlight 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @tstitt - (med adherence) that seems to be off by a factor of 10x I think its 60% or so- but varies by chronic condition and disease state 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @Mystery_2u this company sent us the wrong supplies...seein how we paid $5000 or them we want the right stuff 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @tristansmom103 I think it's cotton.. and fabric is off white now and want either a mocha/brown or a Paprika (dark red).. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Still feeling a little off. Might need another day to get over this flu or whatever it is. Should be able to work today though, a little. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @badjournalism "Nelson Mandela – hero or villain? Villain": Vice magazine interview "the BNP babes" http://is.gd/1oQuj (v 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: New week lots ofwork @JetAudio #standalonecomplex 7/21/09 jetaudiomusic.com.djs dm msg me if you need the singles or want to do interviews 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Listen today to play either "Q98's Hollywood Please Be Dead" or "Q98's own Green Day's Breaking Down" 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Do you think about me now or then? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Sharing Helpdesk Advice - Are you passionate about Customer Service or Helpdesk Management? http://short.to/ik0x 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @abigvictory: I don't have coworkers or colleagues so much as I have PEOPLE WHO ARE FREAKING IDIOTS THAT I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ALL DAY. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: First person that makes a valid comment on one of my blog articles on http://audio.cagames.com gets to "commission" a piece! 1-min or less. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: Summer Production of the Wizard of Oz July 17th-26th...Tickets available online or over the phone! Show features both adults and children. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @Strumbunny hmm what about 'are we human...or are we dancer?' ... 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: I really don't like that TweetDeck opens up so big when I launch it. Is there a way to fix that or can it be fixed in an update @TweetDeck 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: @allenshaw Y, social nets can be expression of larger disconnectedness (or useful excuse). But it's like blaming bricks for broken windows. 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @laughslast: Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you? 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: a day and a half! or 2 days or somethinglike that! i can't count but i m excited! 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: RT @Jazcan Rachel McAdams is NOT on twitter verified by her publicist today. @RachelMcAdams_ or anyone claiming to be her are FAKES! 07/06/09 03:02pm
  • en: How to get rid of poison oak or poison ivy! http://tiny.cc/u05Za 07/05/09 06:13pm
  • weights.: Pilates, or baby dumbbells, but with free 07/05/09 06:13pm
  • en: i seem to have been hit with laughing gas or something. i can stop laughing! what the heck is going on?! 07/05/09 06:13pm
  • en: In vino veritas... or sleeping only for 3 hours in the last 40 hours would definitely do as well... btw really need a haircut... 07/05/09 06:13pm
  • en: I dident drink or do anything to get in this shape dam you white blood cells fight I say. 07/05/09 06:03pm
  • en: @CydaraElise or we can hit up the taste fest.. 07/05/09 06:03pm
  • en: RT @Navitor69: @Ross_C Or, I am straight, not gay - so go find whomever "bitch" you prefer #p2 Typical illiterate #tcot assclown troll. 07/05/09 06:03pm
  • en: @crains1 worse... Or better? 07/05/09 05:58pm
  • en: is it just me or does myspace not have the same appeal as it used to. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @TokyoLight Not mixed together, I hope? Still, I think you should probably go drink some water or something. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @MateRiaLGirL1 she when out there to live or what it been like 2 months now 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Makes me wanna smack myself in the head... Or hers... Advice anyone? 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Am I going or not?? idk.... I think I'm going!!! see ya! 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @mello90 gotta go hard or go home .. We went hard now I'm goin home lol .. Wut u up to ? 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: I wish I had Blackberry or iPhone...: or data package for my cell plan at least. When I was at Esplanade for ID4.. http://tinyurl.com/qsu8q8 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Cool house (90 degrees this pm), or pizza with homemade dough & sauce... Pizza! Must have priorities... 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • hu: @GWJRabbit Oakland or SF zoo? 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @BCAMBOSS oooo yea the MBA is a great choice, but I really do not want to take any econ, finance, or accounting classes. idk 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: www.youtube.com/amanworld23 or just type in amanworld23 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • es: @MDHOLLA club or smthn 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Day.... 3 or 4 of my bad mood. I think I wouldn't be as pissy as I am if I were as "spoiled" as "i am". 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Who plays Cube on his iPhone, iPod or PC?? Plz retweet! 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: (well more or less. I'm on top of you. あはーん) 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @scottjduffy Wouldn't criticize spelling if she was tweeting or talking without notes but this is vital speech on her official web site. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Boo! @drunkhannah accidentally blocked or declined a couple people whoops! 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @EmmaCossey ooh! im confused tho, are they actual cakes? or just toys? lol 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: My plant grows too big for it's pot. Do I cut it down, or replant where it can continue to grow? Why isn't that as easy to do for me? 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: hate it but i´ve got to go through. how i should di i don´t know but i have to make it. no sense or fun. simply do it ! thx high command 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @DaleAnnePotter inspiration comes from my garden or my vast books collection 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @erinbatt i'll have to wait till I get home to rd!! Didn't change my damn psswd so it's still ktfrhi7 or something I can't remember! CRAP! 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: There's drama now over something or other. Someone's jukebox was on and just, yeah. Threats and crap. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Anyone know who sings "Larger Than Life"? Im sitting here rocking out but is it Nsync or Backstreet Boys? Im thinking the boys but idk! Lol 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Not what wee have but what we enjoy constitutes or riches!! Hope all had a blessed Freedom day! 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @JAZZII3love you r welcome:):)sooo lynkin park or jonas bros?(i got to know)=D 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @karipatila restaurant sites are never well done or usable. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @PTIShow "Is it just me, or is it slightly cheesy to pre-make a jacket with the number 15 on it?" Only if bedazzled. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @msmeshelle wow...lol..what is that number one or two...she is gettin on Od status she better stop.. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: TALKN TO JBEATZZ WIT STANKONIA SO I CAN PLAN MY NIGHT...STUDIO OR CLUB?LOL 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @jdg Good to know, sounds promising. Just seems like Apple should inherently support this as an alternative to free or one-time paid apps. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • eo: http://twitpic.com/9etou - Super or super? Pick 1! 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @DisasterrDaniel or just #TheGame =] baha, would anger a lot of people (watch me try) 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: I don't know if I'm a black zebra w white stripes or a white zebra w black stripes! 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @PhenomenalP LOL @ the Fred Flintstone sidekick! Fellas, if you're still rocking the sidekick or 'chirping' - it's time for an upgrade... 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: AHAHA RT @gototennis: @nadalnews or the VEST! God how I hated the vest :) And Nadal fans think the shirt sleeves are bad. 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: At times..atleast it's a big hse & my room is in the back..hA! So ya bbl or on a typing break..red bull does not give me wings lol  07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: happen. I hate waitin' on a man when it comes 2 anythin'. I'll mess around & leave his behind @ home or whereva we @ at tha time. *smh* 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Rhema Word: When u can't trace God's Hand, Trust God's Nature- He's faithful, He's Just, and he will never leave me or forsake me! Amen! 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: yeah i know lol just come over monday or whenever oh and i can leave i just walk right out the door and she doesnt even say anything 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: courage or Follow Friday ! Get it all at http://www.nway.org 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @yoitsbrooke mean or anything but i dont care. i want to be friends with you.. and i thought we were. but then alll this shit was being 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: Eat it or *** it Happy Independence here http://tiny.cc/GxgTd 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: In Engrish, asshole becomes asshore (read: asswhore), can't decide which is funnier or harsher! 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @WickedKaren Question about your white iphone please ? does it still have black bits on the front round the screen, or are they white too ? 07/05/09 05:57pm
  • en: @EazzyBabyy or you would be on the next flight out..... 07/05/09 05:57pm